The Absent Minded Professor

 I'm sure this movie was entertaining when it came out, but it is badly outdated. The special effects are hilariously bad, and worse, there are only two jokes in the entire movie. The first joke is an extended joke about how flubber works, and the second one is an admittedly funny one at the expense of Congress. But this is one of those films where you are supposed to root for the main character because they are the main character even though they have no other redeeming qualities whatsoever. The film is entitled The absent-minded, but he's only absent-minded to one particular thing, which is getting married. He's already missed his wedding twice. I don't care how absent-minded you're not going to miss your own wedding, even if people have to wait for you, you'll still be there unless you have decided not to get married. This is a Disney film you can skip.

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