Uncharted

 This is a ridiculous movie, which shows why Tom Holland is not a movie star, despite his movies making billions of dollars. The reason that his movies made billions of dollars is that the character is popular, not the actor. In this poorly written film, he is given very little chance to show off his acting chops, although there are a few funny moments. But Tom Holland is not the problem with the movie. The writing is atrociously bad, and full of lines that aren't clichés but sound so stupid that they should be like, 'nothing is ever lost, it just isn't found yet'. The history is in the movie is appallingly bad, even for a Hollywood film, and the story that drives the plot makes no sense. Then we have the end of the movie where it all goes off the rails in a way that is so ridiculous it will make you guffaw.  They find two treasure ships in a cave. According to the story, they have been there 500 years, and yet they are still intact. This is a common trope in many movies, but then those same ships are lifted out of the caves- by helicopter, and the bad guys stay on the ships, while they are being carried by the helicopters!  No one would do this because the ships would break apart.  I mean, abandoned houses aren't safe after a few decades, why would a 500 hundred-year-old ship.  It is the most ludicrous thing I have ever seen put to film. Apart from that, it just looks so fake. The CGI in the film, is just bad.  They did something to Tom Holland's face in some of the scenes, where it looks like a potato or like he was stung by a bee. 

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